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Sep 04 Reblogged

GUISE

crystalsoulslayer:

DO YOU UNDERSTAND

LIGHTYEARS-WIDE STRETCHES OF COSMIC DEBRIS COLLAPSED INTO THEMSELVES WITH SO MUCH GRAVITATIONAL FORCE THAT ATOMS FUSED TOGETHER TO FORM NEW ATOMS AND AS THIS HAPPENED THERE WERE UNTHINKABLE QUANTITIES OF ENERGY BEING UNLEASHED INTO SPACE

  • SPACE
  • SPACE
  • SPACE

AND AS THE STAR FUSED NEW ATOMS IT GREW HEAVIER AND HEAVIER AND HEAVIER, COLLAPSING ON ITSELF TIGHTER AND TIGHTER

AND IT RAN OUT OF HYDROGEN AND STARTED TO DIE

AND AS IT DIED EVEN MORE ATOMS WERE FUSED, EVERYTHING UP TO IRON

AND THEN THIS STAR COLLAPSED INTO ITSELF SO THOROUGHLY THAT PHYSICS SAID “FUCK THIS SHIT” AND IT EXPLODED AND MATTER FLEW ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW AND THEN THAT MATTER STARTED TO PULL GRAVITATIONAL SHIT TOO AND THAT’S WHY WE HAVE EIGHT PLANETS AND TWO ASTEROID BELTS

AND ON THIS PLANET

THIS ONE

SHIT GOT REAL

BECAUSE THE IRON BECAME PART OF THE ANATOMY OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING RED BLOOD CELLS AND CARRIES OXYGEN TO YOUR BRAIN AND THAT IRON WAS FORGED IN A DYING STAR

THINK ABOUT THAT

WE ARE DIRECT DESCENDENTS OF THE MOTHERFUCKING STARS

SPACE
SPACE
SO MUCH SPACE
GOTTA SEE IT ALL

everything about this post. this is pretty much why this blog exists.

Notes

  1. hellonurse reblogged this from savemyteethforthewolf and added:
    I can dig it
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  3. politeyeti reblogged this from kiriamaya and added:
    I liked Carl Sagan’s version, too, but I’ll be honest: I fucking love this one.
  4. tal9000 reblogged this from jemimaaslana and added:
    A book I read once (unfortunately, I can’t remember the cite) joked “romantics are made of stardust. Cynics are made of...
  5. jemimaaslana reblogged this from kiriamaya and added:
    “direct descendants of the motherfucking stars”. I can live with that :D
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    This made me smile.
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    I appreciate this.
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